Uninvited

This is a very short story talking in first person of a man coming to a funeral uninvited i hope you enjoy it.

It was a sunny day at St. Steve's cemetery i had just been thrown out of my apartment my girlfriend saw me hanging out with another girl. that girl that she saw me hanging out with was my sister. So anyway I was just wondering across the streets trying to figure out what to do next. Seven or eight black cars drove right in front of me so i decided to find out what was going on. I came to the gates of St. Steve's cemetery a nice lady with black hair and black clogs greeted me. "Are you part of the Hansons funeral," she said. I had to answer yes because it would look strange if a random man just walked into a funeral. She guided me to the burial spot where Andie Hanson layed in a flower covered casket. People were crying terrible but that didn't even cross my mind when i found out that there was free beer and wine. But the constant crying was annoying me so i decided to say some words for this person i never knew. I found out that the dead persons name was Andie. I walked up to the stand and started to speak. "Andie was a great man, he was happy and loved his family, it is a tragedy that he had to die so suddenly from a heart attack." Everybody was looking at me strange you would think because I called Andie a man when she was a woman but Andie had a sex change so it didn't really matter. Also Andie hatted her family and Andie was not happy or a great person. She went to jail for stealing makeup from a beauty shop. And about the heart attack i over heard that she had a heart attack. But what i didn't hear was that she had a heart attack but Thant ran out of the hospital and slipped on a crack on the sidewalk and died. I was compromised, later i was thrown out of the cemetery the nice lady just shook her head at me and said she felt sorry for me. I continued my walk, no self esteem, no girl friend and no home what else could go wrong. This really was not a good day to be uninvited.