Scary Putin

These Events did not really take place reader discretion is advised



Yesterday President Barack Obama visited Moscow to talk with Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin about the Iran nuclear weapon issue. A two hour talk took place and for the first hour Putin talked about the history of Russian American relations in the 20Th and 21st century's. After Putin was done talking President Obama and Putin started to talk about Iran. The talk when very well until the end where President Obama Reached out his arm to shake Putin's hand. Putin sprung up twenty feet in the air ripped his skin off and turned into a red monster. His giant claws reached down to grab President Obama he cut the back of his back and ate him, along with all of the other American reporters and secret service. With three foot thick teeth and the same for his claws Putin flew off to the US and stomped into Wichita Kansas blowing up the entire country, very few in America survived but the survivors went up into Canada to start over. As for Putin we went on to turn back to his old creepy self and in a press conference apologized to the US. Thank you for reading



Noah Reynolds