Soccer Game

Last night my family and I went to a Colorado Rapids soccer game. This game was a make up game for the malfunctioning fireworks during the Fourth Of July. It has been a while since I have been to a sporting event and I had forgotten all of the sights, sounds and frankly very strange and annoying things that happen in the stands. Many different things happen and today I will tell you about my experience in case all of you have forgotten what it is like being in the stands at a soccer game. As you all know the USA is suffering from a growing number of obese adults. And it seems like all of those adults gather at soccer games so they can eat without being judged. I am not judging them I am just writing about what is common at sporting events. So here are the very big men and woman eating and eating. I had been feeling sick for the past couple of days but this made my stomach turn even more. Plus a river of beer and soda running through the seats. It seems that every time I sit at a sporting event I get the most crazy fans behind me cursing and screaming at the game. If that wasn't enough I had a fan routing for the other team sitting behind me. Then there is a new sensation about having big blow horns that make a noise like a dying seal would sound like. But if you read this and think that I hate sporting events than you are very wrong. There is nothing in the world like cheering on your team even if there a few things that I don't enjoy I love being able to be part of a game. Here is a tip for all of you get off the couch get some tickets and go see a sports game.



Noah Reynolds